These days, Eddie does not like to have his diaper changed. So when we ask him if he has a dirty diaper, he always says "No." Sometimes, though, there is olfactory evidence which can't be denied. Now he's hit on the strategem of blaming others for this.
The other day, I asked him if he had a dirty diaper, and he said no. So I asked "What is so stinky?" and he said "Mamma farts."
The little villain might have been more credible if Mamma had been in the room!
Another time, I had gotten him to the changing table, but he still denied that he needed a new diaper. He acknowledged that there was poop, but when I asked "Did Eddie poop?" he said "No." "So who pooped?" I asked. He thought for a second and said "Poopdoh!"
Yes, our son made up a character named "Poopdoh" to blame for his stinks.
I'm with Eddie on this one. What I witnessed right before I left last week turned me into a believer. Such prodigious pooping must needs be attributed to a superhuman being.
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