Knock knock

One of the ineffable joys of parenthood is, when you are sitting on the toilet, to have someone burst into the bathroom and proclaim "POOP!"

Well, today I was in the bathroom, and (inexplicably) I had locked the door. Eddie came along and, finding the door locked, starting knocking, then said "Knock knock."

Papa: "Who's there?"

Eddie: "Boo."

Papa: "Boo who?"

Eddie: "Don't cry!"

Papa: "Ha ha ha."

Eddie: (knocks again) "Knock knock."

Papa: "Who's there?"

Eddie: "Boo."

Papa:  "Boo who?"

Eddie: "OPEN DOOR!"